他喝了我的咖啡

新老闆, 我正想擦鞋幫新老闆煮咖啡, 當然，我也為自己煮一杯la. 識我D人都知我喝咖啡需要大量的糖和牛奶. (三分一咖啡加三分二奶, 五勺糖.trust me and try it, it tastes so good!) 但老闆錯手喝了我的咖啡並吐出來, 他稀里糊塗問: 這是一個惡作劇嗎？或者是你忘了放咖啡粉？so sad... 這是我自豪的秘製coffee formula. 

I lost a child in my clinic then my patient got blinded! what will the press headline say?

it was snowing, there were lots of patients waiting to be seen. I was under a huge time pressure. my next patient was a mother of 6. and yes they all entered my tiny consultation room. 3 boys and 3 girls all under the age of 10( i guessed). 2 girls were arguing about who is going to sit in the front car seat. Some children were racing across the room. The mum was tried to calm them down. Then suddenly the 3 years old was climbing up examination bed which is taller than him. I have to run to the bed and stop him. Then I heard someone opened my door and i looked back... 1..2..3..4..5... omg! one is missing! i went out, no sign of the child.... i ended up go to the reception and asked for an announcement. so embarrassing.... then when i returned to my room i saw the remaining child hiding under my desk playing hide and seek... before i can go any further, 2 boys were fighting for the toys and suddenly the toy flew across the room and hit the mother( may be in the eye i guess since the mother was coving her eye and was in agony!) i was shocked, fuming. First I lost a child in the clinic then my patient got blinded! what will the press headline say?

I shouted at the kids, you you you you you you, shut up and sit down now and i am not going to repeat myself.

it works! they all sat down on the floor. quiet.  

The mum said 'u r very experience with kids, u have kids yourself?'

i was like, 'no, and after seeing your kids...never'.... but i didn't say that.

What i came up with was, 'No, now lets get back to you, what bring u here today?' 

不到長城非好漢,無看laughing非港人

聖誕假充實自己, 打算煲著名的laughing哥, 那個時候他紅到連朋友笑我,不到長城非好漢,無看laughing非港人,

download 左'學警'黎看, 看了十幾話都無laughing哥, 原來laughing哥個套劇叫學警狙擊, 我個套劇叫學警出更... 煲錯劇

看演唱會前當然需要'溫書'la- 聽返演唱者所有歌, 我有一個朋友是林峯fans, 年年都叫我誰去林峯演唱會，今年我終於心軟承諾去聽林峯, 開始日播夜播他的歌, 由對林峯

無feel, 變為聽到厭,then慢慢接受, 現在林峯上身,首首識唱.

breaking news:林峯退出娛樂圈

What!! 溫完書無得考! 白溫!

殺手醫生

學校面試時他們問我介紹一名聞名的醫生, 我並沒有事先準備這個問題,第一個來到我的腦海的醫生是Dr. Harold Shipman... 你們一定在想他得到多少個諾貝爾獎? 錯, 他被稱為披著“天使”外衣的惡魔, 他目睹年僅43歲的母親撒手人寰,他不能容忍那麼多與自己的母親年齡相仿的婦女平安幸福地生活下去。因此他從醫學院畢業一年不到就開始了殺人生涯被他殺害的病人至少在300人以上， 超過500起的死亡可能與他有關聯, 榮登wikipedia杀人榜第一位(wiki不可盡信)

殺人方法通常是濫用病人對他的信任,注射過量會致命的diamorphine.

像spiderman 話齋With great power comes great responsibility,

當然，如果我真的介紹這名醫生,我可能被reject lu

我介紹的是Edward Anthony Jenner. who is he? 下回分解

I am the next李家仁醫生?

一個朋友對我說：你就好la, 一畢業就有工作做

是的,如果成績不是最差的幾個, 基本上所有人保證有工作做. 但仍然有很多前景要擔心ga, 在哪裡工作，做邊科, 還沒有確認...

其實讀完醫都未必一定要做醫生,

有個朋友已經想做畢業後攪生意, 賣醫學設備, 現在 另一個friend 想再考一個律師牌,專門打醫學違法案件, 釘死無良醫生, 有個想做大學教授,一心一意做研究 and 教書

其實有有很多名人都讀醫ga,

有個做醫生做到攪革命, 最後成為國父
有個出書, 到頭來他本書阿Q正傳實在太出名, 沒有多小人記得作者都讀過醫

我? 出書? 打這段blog都打死左我.. 國父? 我連一家之父都未做到..

當今醫生歌手, 表表者有李家仁醫生,有人叫我學他, 但他兒科形象太深入人心, 也許我應該走其他醫生的路線. 例如羅大佑la, 我更適合走型路線, 做創作歌手.

陽具太短

如果你進入我的blog, 是因為the title.想我可能說一些三級議題,抱歉 讓你失望

有個朋友因手術而需要插尿喉, 他forwarded 一則新聞給我. 大約一年前有個女學護在facebook因插喉有難度以嘲笑病人陽具短, 當然，我的朋友不是太關心該女學護有沒有違專業操守, 而他更加頗為憂慮插尿喉,他問如果陽具短會不會令尿喉難插, 更痛?

不知道他是否是在暗示什麼 or 他是出自好奇... 

我也插過尿喉, 插喉難度受前列腺和尿道的大小影響，與陽具長短無關, 如果因為陽具長短而插不到,  要怪就怪自己技術不夠la

我是神醫 !?!

很久以前讀過一本商人自傳，內容講到作者在。朋友介紹下新識一名醫生，醫生和作者握手時注意到他的手特別大，加上面容奇怪，立即建議作者做檢查，結果作者診斷出腦腫瘤，作者覺得該醫生可以從手看出他有腦腫瘤，很優秀，因此稱呼為神醫

我做placement時看到一個病人，雙頰突出，嘴，鼻子，舌頭，手指都很大，一看就知道是肢端肥大症，跟商人作者同樣的病。由於商人作者和我病人

一樣有腦下垂體腫瘤，使生長激素生產過量，導致病人奇怪面容, 體型脹大

所以在這種情況下，我算是個神醫！

ps 其实肢端肥大症 is quite easy to spot, 如果你不相信, go google image 一下acromegaly la.